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Kickstarter for Second Location

Friday, March 20, 2015 at 9:42 am by

Hello, friends! After six years of being open, we are ready to make steps towards opening a second location. In order to raise the funds for this, we are launching a Kickstarter campaign today! Check it out! Contribute and you can get some pretty cool rewards! We would also love it if you would share it with your friends/acquaintances/enemies/the next cop to pull you over/etc.!  Every dollar contributed helps.  Kickstarter is all-or-nothing funding, so we don’t get any of the pledges unless we can raise all of the money ($17,000).  Help us spread the banana revolution to more of Austin!  You can donate now through April 19 at 9:58 pm.

Here is the link.

Love you all.
Bananarchy

 

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Bananarchy Protests (at) SXSW 2015

Monday, March 16, 2015 at 2:04 pm by

Happy first day of banana season! This year we are representing the bananarchist cause downtown at SXSW again! If you see us, tweet or Instagram a picture @bananarchyatx (or tag us on Facebook). Then come by the banana stand and show us the picture to get a free halfsie!

 

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Reopening Monday, March 16.

Thursday, March 12, 2015 at 12:05 pm by

We’ll be reopening for the 2015 season this Monday, March 16. Same location. Love you all.Milly Vanilly with sprinkles

 

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Closed for Winter

Tuesday, December 2, 2014 at 2:26 pm by

Dear bananarchists,

The banana stand is currently closed for the winter and will be reopening in mid-March as usual.  You can keep updated on future developments (including possible off-season cameo appearances) here or on our Facebook page.  You can also request catering through our contact form here.

Stay strong and keep the hope!

xoxo

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Are you ready?

Friday, March 7, 2014 at 10:15 am by

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Opening March 10. Protest March 8.

Saturday, March 1, 2014 at 12:23 pm by

My dear bananarchists,

Bananarchist with protest sign

It has been a long time since we’ve seen some of you.  The winter has been harsh, and the hearts of some grew cold.  Please know that during this time we have been working behind the scenes toward the bananarchist cause, wrestling against our own natures to prevent ourselves from slipping into the apathy we were afraid would plague us.  Through this struggle, we visited other communities, raised awareness about bananarchist issues, and did time in several Latin American prisons.  In the end, our hearts awoke into a new, more ardent vision for frozen banana freedom.

We will be opening again for the season on March 10.

Before that, on the 8th, we will be protesting against Cakeism, materialism, Cupcakeism, Ice Creamism, and commercialism, etc. downtown from 1-8 pm at 6th and San Jacinto.  Come protest with us if you can and receive a coupon for a free frozen banana.  Stay updated on Twitter in case we have to move.

Thank you for keeping the hope and fighting the fight.

xoxo

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Bananarchy Valentine’s Fête Costumée

Tuesday, January 28, 2014 at 10:57 pm by

Raspberry Truffle BananaDear bananarchists,

As you know, we are currently closed for the season. However–

In some kind of miracle, possibly formed from the detritus of all Christmas miracles everywhere, then driven, sluggishly, by Christmas cheer’s toothless mother, through New Year’s Day and MLK Day and Mozart’s birthday, until finally emerging as a great ball of seasoned holiday potential, ready to burst forth and wreak its havoc upon unsuspecting passersby–we have decided to open up for a few hours on Valentine’s Day.

Have you thought yet about what to do for your beloved or beliked on this Day of all Days? Think no more! Bring them here!

Don’t have a beloved or beliked, or not one that approves of you using this terminology? How about someone on hard times, that could really use a kind banana? Take this opportunity to show love that might not be paid back.

We will have a LIMITED menu this day, due to the complicated nature of opening up for only a day in the off season. Featuring: RASPBERRY TRUFFLE BANANA!! Stay tuned for more menu details. We will definitely also have vegan chocolate.

Please dress up, as it is a fête costumée, which my friend Internet tells me means “fancy-dress party.” For you, this may mean your best cutoffs and a new scarf. For others, it may mean a suit. Or a space suit.

Hope to see you there.

@~|~~~~
Bananarchy

Opening goes from 6-10 pm.  RSVP on Facebook here!

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Hibernation

Sunday, November 17, 2013 at 10:32 pm by

Dear bananarchists,

We are now closed for the season. Hopefully you already knew this, as I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Please do not give up hope. Judging by this year’s bananalmanac, we will probably be returning in mid-March.

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Free Bananarchy logo for your t-shirt!

Saturday, August 31, 2013 at 7:41 pm by

For a limited time, or possibly forever, drop off your own t-shirt and we’ll spray paint the Bananarchy logo on it for FREE!

Must arrange for pickup at a later time.  Shirt must be light-colored because paint will be black.  If you buy your shirt from a company, please make sure it has ethical production and marketing standards.  You know what’s a great place to get a shirt?  A thrift store!

We also accept dresses, jumpers, pajama pants, cutoffs, mumus, onesies, and skorts.

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Let us cater your Bananarchy wedding!

Thursday, August 8, 2013 at 2:40 pm by

DID YOU KNOW that Bananarchy caters?  Check out pics of our very own Bananarchy wedding – complete with banana suit, yellow bandannas, banana bouquets, and (of course) frozen bananas.  Then email contact@bananarchy.net for catering info and pricing.

Go here for the full wedding album.

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