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Let’s be clear — this is what we make:
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[middle picture above by MyCameraEatsFood]
Fair trade bananas, coated with a dip, rolled in a topping. Yumm.
So, to experience the goodness of Bananarchy, you have two choices …
1) Build Your Own |
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I: SizeHalfsie or Whole. |
II: Dip(s)Four luscious dippings, melted down with pure revolutionary zeal. |
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(Banana!) |
Chocolate |
Peanut Butter |
Vanilla |
Vegan Chocolate |
| III: Topping(s)
We have a bunch, suitable for all proletarian tastes. |
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Nuts |
Oreos |
Graham Crackers |
M&M’s |
Reese’s Pieces |
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Cookies |
Coconut |
Toffee |
Sprinkles |
Cinnamon |
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Granola |
Prices! Basic custom Halfsie: $2.75 Basic custom Wholsie: $3.75 *Basic=1 banana with 1 dip and 1 topping **Additional dips or toppings are only 50¢ each |
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2) Choose a Specialty! |
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| The Afternoon Delight |
$3.75 half / $4.75 whole
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The Hippy Dippy |
$3.75 half / $4.75 whole
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| The flagship banana, the captain banana, the grand tour: All 3 dips swirled together and topped with nuts and graham crackers | Perfect for the South Austin crowd: Granola, craisins, and cinnamon.
Your choice of dip |
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| The Cookie Crumble |
$3.25 half / $4.25 whole
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The Milly Vanilly |
$3.75 half / $4.75 whole
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| Oreos + chocolate chip mingle for your amusement.
Your choice of dip. |
Vanilla base with a decadent chocolate half-dip on top.
Your choice of topping. (also works w/other dip choices) |
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| The Joe Banana |
$3.75 half / $4.75 whole
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The GOB |
$7.50 (one size)
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| Crushed coffee beans on a banana! Whoa! Exciting! This will make you have a good day! You won’t be able to use any punctuation! (approximately one step down from delivering caffeine intravenously)
Toffee and Cinnamon included upon request — our version of cream and sugar. |
A celebration of everything revolutionary, irreverent, Arrested Development-al, and excessive. Two whole bananas, stuck together, double-dipped in shining chocolate glory, with extra nuts. This banana will laugh back at you if you can’t finish it. (pronounced “Jobe” i.e. rhymes with “lobe”) |
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on April 28th, 2010 at 9:26 PM
I Love Bananarchy! Keep hope alive.
on July 15th, 2010 at 12:34 AM
You guys rock and make Austin a great place to live.
G.
on July 21st, 2010 at 6:31 PM
I’d like to say that the one I had was super delicious. But $3.75 seems like an awful lot for a banana.
on July 22nd, 2010 at 7:57 AM
Jordy,
We wish we could sell them to you for cheaper, like $1.00 apiece would be incredible right?
But, we have rent to pay too, ya know.
on March 14th, 2011 at 5:34 PM
I appreciate that you guys have vegan chocolate!!! For that reason, I must give you my business. I’ll be trying your bananas within the next week!
on June 29th, 2011 at 2:08 PM
I love bananarchy! My favorite dessert in Austin for sure!
on July 3rd, 2011 at 5:41 PM
You are our favorite place in Austin, and we drive all the way from Horseshoe Bay !!! Woohoo Bananarchy !
on April 1st, 2012 at 9:00 AM
Can’t wait to try these! Looks yummy. Price is very reasonable ~~surely a good substitute for lunch if you add a lot of toppings?!
on April 1st, 2012 at 11:34 PM
You guys are the real deal.
Much love!