Bananarchy

Dear bananarchists, As you know, we are currently closed for the season. However– In some kind of miracle, possibly formed from the detritus of all Christmas miracles everywhere, then driven, sluggishly, by Christmas cheer’s toothless mother, through New Year’s Day and MLK Day and Mozart’s birthday, until finally emerging as a great ball of seasoned […]

Dear bananarchists, We are now closed for the season. Hopefully you already knew this, as I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Please do not give up hope. Judging by this year’s bananalmanac, we will probably be returning in mid-March.

For a limited time, or possibly forever, drop off your own t-shirt and we’ll spray paint the Bananarchy logo on it for FREE! Must arrange for pickup at a later time.  Shirt must be light-colored because paint will be black.  If you buy your shirt from a company, please make sure it has ethical production […]

DID YOU KNOW that Bananarchy caters?  Check out pics of our very own Bananarchy wedding – complete with banana suit, yellow bandannas, banana bouquets, and (of course) frozen bananas.  Then email contact@bananarchy.net for catering info and pricing. Go here for the full wedding album.

Bananarchists, We’ll be selling $1 halfsies all day Wednesday, May 15 from noon to 10 pm in celebration of our fourth bananaversary (or bananniversary, if you want to be British about it). Thank you for your love and support.  We would not be here without all of you. xoxo, Your co-laborers in the bananarchist cause