Bananarchy

Dear Children, As you probably know, April 30 is a very special day. Not only is it May Eve, and not only is it Willie Nelson’s 78th birthday, and not only is it also the birthday of my best friend from fourth grade, and not only is it the feast day of Quirinius of Neuss, […]

Dear Bananarchists, As we mentioned in our previous post, we will be stumbling out of hibernation on Monday, March 14 (which is very soon!).  We’ll be at our same location from last year, 600 S. Lamar, in the parking lot of what is now Toastie’s Sub Shop.  Our hours, at least for now, will remain […]

Good morning, Bananarchists! We would like to thank you for remaining faithful during these harsh winter months.  We received an unprecedented number of winter phone calls from people looking for us that were at once frightening (because we had to disappoint a lot of people) and flattering. As a reward for your faithfulness, we have […]

Ho, Bananarchists, As mentioned in a previous post, we will be participating in the Gypsy Picnic this coming Saturday!  This is your real last chance to get frozen bananas this year, unless you go to extraordinary lengths.  Come support us from 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. at Auditorium Shores!  And vote for us for all […]

Make your own t-shirt! Bring a light-colored t-shirt to the Grand Hibernation Party (Saturday) and spray paint the Bananarchy logo on it for $4!  (We have black spray paint only.) Winter Survival Kits! On Saturday, October 30, we will be selling winter survival kits for those of you heartbroken about our impending absence. $10 kit: […]