{"id":220,"date":"2010-06-05T00:55:02","date_gmt":"2010-06-05T05:55:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/?p=220"},"modified":"2010-06-05T14:52:59","modified_gmt":"2010-06-05T19:52:59","slug":"why-bananas-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/propaganda\/why-bananas-rock","title":{"rendered":"Why Bananas Rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bananas are the one fruit best suited for world domination. Wanna know why?<\/p>\n<h2>Bananas &#8230;<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8230; contain enough energy (in 2 of them) for 90 minutes of strenuous exercise.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; are the best natural remedy (as a milkshake) for a hangover.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; are the #1 fruit among the world&#8217;s leading athletes.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; regulate sleep and fights depression. [tryptophan==&gt;serotonin]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; regulate blood glucose, keeping you alert and steady. [vitamin B6]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; are clinically proven to lower blood pressure. [high potassium, low salt]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; provide brain power for work or study. [potassium]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; restore proper bowel function. [fiber]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; are a natural antacid, and fight heartburn.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; mitigate morning sickness.<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; can reduce swelling and itching of mosquito bites [rub inside of banana peel on bite]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; calm the nervous system. [B-complex vitamins]<\/li>\n<li>&#8230; are the <em>only raw food<\/em> that are safe and soothing to an irritated, tender, or ulcer-prone stomach.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And, the list goes on. Do your own research online. We&#8217;re not making this stuff up.<\/p>\n<h2><strong><em>Fight the man!* Eat dessert.<\/em><\/strong><\/h2>\n<h5>* And depression, and ulcers, and energy slumps, and morning sickness, and political oppression, etc. etc.<\/h5>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-223\" src=\"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/banana_budha-1024x817.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"573\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/banana_budha-1024x817.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/banana_budha-600x479.jpg 600w, https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/banana_budha-300x239.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/banana_budha.jpg 1128w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 573px) 100vw, 573px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bananas are the one fruit best suited for world domination. Wanna know why? Bananas &#8230; &#8230; contain enough energy (in 2 of them) for 90 minutes of strenuous exercise. &#8230; are the best natural remedy (as a milkshake) for a hangover. &#8230; are the #1 fruit among the world&#8217;s leading athletes. &#8230; regulate sleep and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-propaganda"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-3y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":228,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions\/228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}