{"id":240,"date":"2010-07-31T12:18:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-31T17:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/?p=240"},"modified":"2010-07-31T12:18:17","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T17:18:17","slug":"wed-august-4th-closed-for-one-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/wed-august-4th-closed-for-one-day","title":{"rendered":"Wed. August 4th: CLOSED (for one day!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Bananarchist comrades,<\/h2>\n<p><strong><em>On Wednesday August 4th, the banana stand will be closed for a day<\/em><\/strong> of intensive research and development, conducted primarily in our secret underground test facility. We understand that abstaining from delicious frozen bananas for 24 hours will be taxing for some of you, but may we humbly suggest &#8230; that you get a hobby?<\/p>\n<p>Here are some pictures of what we&#8217;ll be working on.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 2px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bio-alternative.com\/images\/research\/header.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"210\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 2px solid black;\" src=\"http:\/\/i.dailymail.co.uk\/i\/pix\/2009\/03\/14\/article-1162050-03E6BB2C000005DC-726_634x503.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"507\" height=\"402\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bananarchist comrades, On Wednesday August 4th, the banana stand will be closed for a day of intensive research and development, conducted primarily in our secret underground test facility. We understand that abstaining from delicious frozen bananas for 24 hours will be taxing for some of you, but may we humbly suggest &#8230; that you get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-3S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":244,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}