{"id":362,"date":"2010-10-26T17:59:28","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T22:59:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2011-01-22T15:57:06","modified_gmt":"2011-01-22T21:57:06","slug":"october-30th-grand-hibernation-party-2010-ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/october-30th-grand-hibernation-party-2010-ed","title":{"rendered":"October 30th = Grand Hibernation Party! 2010 Ed."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. \u00a0The time of year where we close for the winter for the second time, and you all have to suffer for months devoid of warmth and frozen bananas. \u00a0It is like the sailor stranded on the sea after a shipwreck who, surrounded by the ocean, still has no water to drink. \u00a0There you will be, surrounded by the cold of winter, and also probably surrounded by bananas, but without that thing your heart most craves: frozen bananas of Eternal Joy. \u00a0And all this simply because it is Not Banana Weather.<\/p>\n<p>I hope this teaches you perseverance, but I also hope that you take advantage of your last opportunity to eat our frozen bananas before the winter. \u00a0(Well, second-to-last, but I&#8217;ll get to that in a minute.) \u00a0The GRAND HIBERNATION PARTY. \u00a0Come celebrate with us on our last day of the season. \u00a0There will be:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>LIVE MUSIC. \u00a0Provided by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/firedrinksgrass\">Fire Drinks Grass<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>A GIANT BANANA. \u00a0That gives free hugs.<\/li>\n<li>COSTUMES. \u00a0Provided by us, you, etc.<\/li>\n<li>LOVE. \u00a0Naturally.<\/li>\n<li>FROZEN BANANAS. Almost as naturally.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The event begins at 7:30pm and goes until around 10:30. \u00a0Please RSVP on Facebook <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/event.php?eid=113575218706386\">here<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>We will additionally be bananning the stand at Auditorium Shores on November 6 for the <a href=\"http:\/\/gypsypicnic.com\">Gypsy Picnic<\/a>. \u00a0More on that to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. \u00a0The time of year where we close for the winter for the second time, and you all have to suffer for months devoid of warmth and frozen bananas. \u00a0It is like the sailor stranded on the sea after a shipwreck who, surrounded by the ocean, still has no water [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-5Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}