{"id":497,"date":"2012-04-02T13:51:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T18:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/?p=497"},"modified":"2012-04-02T14:03:49","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T19:03:49","slug":"just-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/just-kidding","title":{"rendered":"Just Kidding."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, guys, I don&#8217;t think the world is ready for <a href=\"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/a-special-announcement\">Fro-Bans<\/a>&#8230;.yet. \u00a0That word does make a cute shortened name for frozen bananas, though. \u00a0Happy April Fools&#8217; Day yesterday!<\/p>\n<p>To be clear: We are not shutting down and are in fact open for business as we speak. \u00a0We are also not coming out with a line of sunglasses. \u00a0The part about Veg Fest was true, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seriously, guys, I don&#8217;t think the world is ready for Fro-Bans&#8230;.yet. \u00a0That word does make a cute shortened name for frozen bananas, though. \u00a0Happy April Fools&#8217; Day yesterday! To be clear: We are not shutting down and are in fact open for business as we speak. \u00a0We are also not coming out with a line [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-497","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-81","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=497"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":499,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/497\/revisions\/499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=497"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=497"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=497"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}