{"id":666,"date":"2012-10-16T21:42:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T02:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/?p=666"},"modified":"2012-10-27T00:19:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T05:19:22","slug":"end-of-season-approaching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/end-of-season-approaching","title":{"rendered":"End of Season Approaching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, Bananarchists!<\/p>\n<p>As some of you know, the end of our season is October 31. \u00a0This means that we will be closed for the winter beginning November 1, and will remain closed until March. \u00a0You will have to listen to our seasonal sad voicemail greeting if you call us, and shiver in your threadbare nightdress by the embers of your summertime dreams. \u00a0You will look for us, but you will not find us (unless you go to <a href=\"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/catering\">extreme measures<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>A couple things for the end of October:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>GROUPON. \u00a0If you have a Groupon, it <em>expires<\/em> on October 31. \u00a0If you have a delivery Groupon, please be sure to schedule the delivery far enough in advance so that we can accommodate you! \u00a0Instructions for those with delivery Groupons are <a href=\"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/news\/groupon-orders-instructions\">here<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>OCTOBER 20. \u00a0We&#8217;ll be closing early for <a href=\"http:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/catering\">catering<\/a> (around 7:30 p.m.) on Saturday, October 20. \u00a0We are taking the entire stand with us, so you won&#8217;t even be able to sneak in.<\/li>\n<li>GRAND HIBERNATION PARTY. \u00a0Our third annual Grand Hibernation Party will take place on Monday, October 29. \u00a0More details on that to come.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div>Please keep the ephemeral nature of all existence in your minds and hearts as you prepare yourselves for the transition into this off-season. \u00a0Dates and times of candlelight vigils TBA.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greetings, Bananarchists! As some of you know, the end of our season is October 31. \u00a0This means that we will be closed for the winter beginning November 1, and will remain closed until March. \u00a0You will have to listen to our seasonal sad voicemail greeting if you call us, and shiver in your threadbare nightdress [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-aK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=666"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":668,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/666\/revisions\/668"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}