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<\/a><\/p>\nINCENTIVE<\/p>\n
As though you needed any!<\/p>\n
– EVERYONE gets a yellow Bananarchy headband and spoon RSVPing accurately would be extremely helpful. \u00a0You can RSVP on Facebook here<\/a>. WHEN: MONDAY, MARCH 11 from\u00a012 p.m. to 8 p.m. Dear Bananarchists, As you know, SXSW is a special time in Austin. It’s a time to kick back and enjoy the culture, see lots of shows, get free swag from everyone ever, impress your friends with the hipness of your Instagrams, and RSVP for events you probably won’t show up for, right? WRONG! Bananarchy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pT7FJ-b8","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=690"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/690\/revisions\/701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bananarchy.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n– 2 hour shift = free<\/strong> food
\n– 4 hour shift = free<\/strong> food AND coupon for free<\/strong> Bananarchy banana
\n– 6 hour shift = free<\/strong> food AND coupon for free<\/strong> Bananarchy banana AND free<\/strong> Bananarchy t-shirt<\/p>\n
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\n<\/a>This will coincidentally take place on the first day of our 2013 season, March 11.<\/div>\n
\n<\/span><\/strong>WHERE: 6th Street and San Jacinto, unless The Man makes us move. \u00a0Keep updated on our twitter (@bananarchyatx).<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"