Bananarchy

Dear Bananarchists, We had a great day at Texas Veg Fest yesterday!  After we came home, though, we went to our regularly scheduled life-rethinking session and had an epiphany.  As a result of this epiphany, we regret to inform you that we will no longer be running a frozen banana business. This is because we […]

Dear Children, I hope the wait has made you stronger.  We have decided to go for next Monday, March 19, as our opening day for the season. We will be at a NEW LOCATION, the trailer park at South First and Live Oak! This is just north of Oltorf on South First. Our hours remain […]

Dear Bananarchists, Welcome to the end of another season. After debating for a while about what to do this year for the Grand Hibernation Party, we finally decided to try out doing an open mic night. Now, I know what you are thinking. “I’ve heard that one before! Last time you were going to have […]

This Saturday (10/22) is the second annual Gypsy Picnic Trailer Food Festival! And guess what? That’s right – we’ll be there! Location: Auditorium Shores Time: 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Some other people will be there, too. And some bands and stuff. We will be serving: -Chocolate with peanuts** -Peanut butter with chocolate chip cookies […]

Bananarchists, We thought we had best address the news from a few days ago, in case any of you is conflicted on how to fit this event into your understanding of bananarchism.  Just so you know, our official position is that we do not support violent means of achieving banana freedom.  We encourage all of […]