A Special Announcement
posted by on April 1 2012
Dear Bananarchists,
We had a great day at Texas Veg Fest yesterday! After we came home, though, we went to our regularly scheduled life-rethinking session and had an epiphany. As a result of this epiphany, we regret to inform you that we will no longer be running a frozen banana business.
This is because we suddenly came up with an EVEN BETTER business idea.
We present to you FRO-BANS, a new line of frozen banana-themed sunglasses that will blow those other guys out of the water!! We have yet to decide whether the sunglasses will be shaped like frozen bananas or whether they will be shaped like Ray-Bans and kept frozen, but either way, they’ll be selling like cold bananas come mid-June.
To raise funds to start this new line, we will be selling tickets to the burning of the banana stand, which should take place sometime in the next few weeks on a friend’s ranch. Invite some friends! Roast some vegetables! Take pictures! This will be an event unlike any you have witnessed before!
A mockup
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