Why Bananas Rock
posted by on June 5 2010
Bananas are the one fruit best suited for world domination. Wanna know why?
Bananas …
- … contain enough energy (in 2 of them) for 90 minutes of strenuous exercise.
- … are the best natural remedy (as a milkshake) for a hangover.
- … are the #1 fruit among the world’s leading athletes.
- … regulate sleep and fights depression. [tryptophan==>serotonin]
- … regulate blood glucose, keeping you alert and steady. [vitamin B6]
- … are clinically proven to lower blood pressure. [high potassium, low salt]
- … provide brain power for work or study. [potassium]
- … restore proper bowel function. [fiber]
- … are a natural antacid, and fight heartburn.
- … mitigate morning sickness.
- … can reduce swelling and itching of mosquito bites [rub inside of banana peel on bite]
- … calm the nervous system. [B-complex vitamins]
- … are the only raw food that are safe and soothing to an irritated, tender, or ulcer-prone stomach.
And, the list goes on. Do your own research online. We’re not making this stuff up.
Fight the man!* Eat dessert.
* And depression, and ulcers, and energy slumps, and morning sickness, and political oppression, etc. etc.
Categories: Propaganda